New York Quotes

I have discovered an extremely funny web page with quotes from the streets of new york city.
i think that this page is especially funny if you know new york - these quotes are so typical for new york.... totally!
franz: please enjoy and ttyl

example from this page:

I Meant Nowhere White People Would Want to Go

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station

Overheard by: Ian Robertson

from Overheard in New York, Oct 24, 2006